Celebrity Highway

I was with a man who was a cross between Richard Gere and John Lithgow. We were at a complicated parking garage, and the man was showing me how to read the ticket. It involved looking at a letter, and then a temperature, and finding the hallway letter that corresponded with the temperature. Ours was M 4 96.

We got to the car and it was a green J-series Infiniti. It was really nice, and the man handed me the keys and told me to drive. I told him I was nervous about driving someone else’s car. I was very afraid of crashing the car, and I also did not want to tell him that my driver’s license was expired. I got in, then spent a lot of time adjusting the seat. The car was rolling around and I had a hard time hitting the brake without also hitting the gas.

We made it out of the garage because he was driving from the passenger seat to show me how easy it was. Then we were on the highway and I was driving. We were going to the mall. There were all kinds of celebrities on the highway. Mariah Carey kept getting in my way, then later Mo’Nique was talking and flipping someone the bird, but she kept her arm up and this was making it very difficult for me to see. Jennifer Aniston was also there.

Suddenly we were at another parking garage, and everyone, including the celebrities, were rushing the staircase. There was some sort of caper going on. Someone had a metal suitcase that everyone wanted. It was stolen. The men that stole it had guns, and everyone was both chasing them to get the suitcase, and running away from them because they had guns. There was a lot of screaming as everyone ran down the stairs.

As I neared the end of the stairs, I found the suitcase had been lodged in the banister and somehow no one had noticed. I dislodged it and took it for myself. I couldn’t believe my luck.