Euthanization

I was staying in an old, spooky Victorian with a big spire. There was an evil vampire spirit living in it that was going to kill a lot of people, and the only way to make it corporealize so I could kill it was to kill this giant, sweet dog named Grace. The dog was really big and shaggy and had dark brown and black fur.

I was really sad about having to kill the the dog, and this was worsened by the fact that nobody believed me when I told them killing her was necessary to corporealize the evil entity. They thought I was being crazy and cruel. I decided to put Grace down using a euthanization syringe. I wanted to get the syringe so I could do it at home, but my sister was there and she was telling me that would be impossible. I had to think of a way to get the vet to euthanize her. I had no idea how I would do this, and I knew the vet would never believe me about the evil vampire spirit.

Suddenly I was in the mall with an unidentifiable female friend. We were leaving, but it was really difficult to leave. There was a lot of climbing involved. We stopped by the bathroom at some point so we could both pee. She found a usable stall right away, but every bathroom stall I looked inside had a toilet that was covered in feces. I said “This is disgusting!” and my friend told me she heard someone named Mike Lumburg did it.

2 years ago on June 5th, 2009 at 8:49 am | Permalink
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